I am a Mature Adult

Warning: R rated post or mom and dad- don't read this

It's asparagus season here, ze Germans are crazy about this stuff, can't drive anywhere without seeing a sign that reads "Spargel". So after hearing about this home grown goodness I went to the store in search of finding the famous German white Asparagus.... I found it.

Zach: "It's so big"

Me, in my mind: I'm a mature adult, I am a mature adult I am a mature adult....

Well, kind of...

Behold

 And when you thought this post couldn't get any weirder....

Happy Thursday