You know the story if the tortoise and the hare, right? Well, in Germany, it's the story of the eagle and the hedgehog
I get asked a lot if we "feel safe" with having a tent full of refugees so close. The answer is yes. If I take Newton for a walk, he parts the pedestrians on the street and at the park like the Red Sea.
We started ballroom dancing lessons
I'm sorry to say that I am getting used to the smell of cigarette smoke
Our dryer is ka-put
Drivers test question: What is the consequence of playing loud music in your car?
A) Blind people can become disoriented and lose their way
B) It can distract you
C) Blind people have an easier time knowing where the road is
Answer- A and B
Newton has traded in his tummy skin infection for a leg skin infection... still in the cone
Nox is crazy, happy, and free